This is bound to happen to me at some point

What’s funnier than Nuclear Holocaust? Nothing. Except for that one joke about the 4 nuns and the bartender… you know that one where the punchline is “Yeah, but only on the weekends!”. I forget how the beginning goes, but you get the idea. Also, there is a small chance that some coffee machines will actually trigger a nuclear war. I’ve seen the future. It’s pretty much the same, but with less Kardashians.