I’ve never smoked in my life. So why would I draw cigarettes on a death bed? I don’t know, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Today is Talk like a pirate day! So, I spoke like an internet pirate all day. “Who want’s mp3s?”, “Look at me, I am the captain!”…
Oh, I have so much fun on made-up holidays.
What floats in the sky and is full of hot air?
Hot air balloons.
Ok maybe that joke needs work, but the comic is good.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime;and the criminal, who offends and keep the police busy. This is their story.