Get behind me

 

The battle for good and evil begins. Well, it’s more of a skirmish…. and there’s not -really- a battle for good and evil as some would want you to believe. But there is an awful a lot of dancing going on, and if Footloose taught us anything, it’s that dancing leads to more Kevin Bacon films. Which may or may not be great, depending on which side of the fence you fall.

Which reminds me of a joke I just made up.

What do you call the individual comedic stand-up jokes of Kevin Bacon?
Bacon Bits!

I’m sure I just violated a copyright by telling that joke, so in the interest of the internet and embarrassment, I’ll just forget I ever wrote that joke (if you can call a terrible pun like that a joke).